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The green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi


The soul without imagination is what an observatory would be without a telescope. - Henry Ward Beecher


It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase “As pretty as an Airport” appear. - Douglas Adams


Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. - George Sheehan


I had such an inferiority complex as a kid that even my imaginary playmate was ashamed to hang around with me. – Unknown


Life is not a spectator sport.  If you're going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion, you're wasting your life. - Jackie Robinson


There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - John Andrew Holmes


Little things affect little minds. - Benjamin Disraeli


I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer


I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. - Will Rogers


Be a first-rate version of yourself, not a second-rate version of someone else. - Judy Garland


I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny


When I look up into the night sky and gaze at the stars, I often wonder, “Is there intelligent life out there in the cosmos – or are they just like us?” – Unknown


One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come.  Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. - Ida Scott Taylor


Everyone and everything around you is your teacher. – Ken Keyes, Jr.


I don't have anything against work. I just figure, why deprive somebody who really loves it. - Dobie Gillis


He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. - Abraham Lincoln


A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. - Christopher Reeves


Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. – Robert HeinLein


As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein


Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what nerves let you do. - Bruce Crampton


A person of character takes as much trouble to discover what is right as the lesser men take to discover what will pay. -  Confucius


Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie


Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. - Alfred Hitchcock


No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. – Peter Kay


Change your thoughts and you change your world. – Norman Vincent Peale


The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. - Russell Baker


In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams


Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe


The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. – Unknown


The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. – Peter Kay


If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. - Peter Ustinov


If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. – Benjamin Franklin


You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan


Men are strange.  When they wake up in the morning they want things like toast.  I don’t have these recipes. – Elayne Boosler


Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Unknown


Don't you wish there were a control on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. - Gallagher


Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - General George S. Patton


Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. - Ambrose Bierce


Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. - Hesketh Pearson


It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. - Sir Winston Churchill


If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead


Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson


Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway. – Elbert Hubbard


Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. - Unknown


Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


If you think you can do something, you have a much better chance for success than if you wish you could. - Tom Kubistant


Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. - Charles Kuralt


When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway. - Clyde B. Aster


Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guilaume Apollinaire


It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen


To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison


There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you.  When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self-destruct.  It never fails. – Richard Rybolt


Let the early bird catch the worm.  I’m going to sleep in and have sausage and eggs. – Unknown


In the book of life's questions, the answers are not in the back. - Charles Schultz


The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley J. Randall


All happy people are grateful. Ungrateful people cannot be happy. We tend to think that being unhappy leads people to complain, but it s truer to say that complaining leads to people becoming unhappy. - Dennis Prager


Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino


Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. - Peter De Vries


Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what nerves let you do. - Bruce Crampton


Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Lehman


Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx


I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. -  St Francis of Assisi


Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows. – Sir William Osler


Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast, you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. - Eddie Cantor


The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth - persistent, persuasive and realistic. - John F. Kennedy


A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. - Lewis B Hershey


Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equivalent or greater benefit. – Napoleon Hill


Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip.  There’s no end to the game.  Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, “Look – it’s always gonna be me.” – Rita Rudner


I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J. D. Salinger


It may be those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock


Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Von Goethe


Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein


Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne


My circumstances do not make me what I am, they reveal who I have chosen to be. - Dr. Wayne Dyer


Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin


Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully. – Scott Alexander


Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. – Epictetus


No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. – Abraham Lincoln


Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.  - Albert Schweitzer 


Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away. - Unknown


Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan


What happens in the mind of man is always reflected in the disease of his body. - René Dubos


Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin


The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it’s the same problem you had last year. – John Foster Dulles


Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true. - William Inge


One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine. - Sir William Osler


Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequence of any misfortune. - William James


Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp. - Bob Ettinger


Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. - Bob Edwards


Never stop being creative. The more you practice, the more creative you become. Creativity spells success. - Alden James


Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight.  Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward.  Your life will never be the same again. Og Mandino


I knew that I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers


I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. – Henry David Thoreau


Never fear shadows.  They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby. - Ruth Renkel


Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard


Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. - Andy Gibb


I hate quotations. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Carrie Fisher


Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it. - Henry Ford


It's the action, not the fruit of the action, that's important.  You have to do the right thing.  It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there'll be any fruit. But that doesn't mean you stop doing the right thing.  You may never know what results come from your action.  But if you do nothing, there will be no result. – Gandhi


Perseverance is a great element of success. If you knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx


He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. - Douglas Adams



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