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The green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

 

The soul without imagination is what an observatory would be without a telescope. - Henry Ward Beecher

 

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase “As pretty as an Airport” appear. - Douglas Adams

 

Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. - George Sheehan

 

I had such an inferiority complex as a kid that even my imaginary playmate was ashamed to hang around with me. – Unknown

 

Life is not a spectator sport.  If you're going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion, you're wasting your life. - Jackie Robinson

 

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - John Andrew Holmes

 

Little things affect little minds. - Benjamin Disraeli

 

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer

 

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. - Will Rogers

 

Be a first-rate version of yourself, not a second-rate version of someone else. - Judy Garland

 

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill

 

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

 

When I look up into the night sky and gaze at the stars, I often wonder, “Is there intelligent life out there in the cosmos – or are they just like us?” – Unknown

 

One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come.  Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. - Ida Scott Taylor

 

Everyone and everything around you is your teacher. – Ken Keyes, Jr.

 

I don't have anything against work. I just figure, why deprive somebody who really loves it. - Dobie Gillis

 

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. - Abraham Lincoln

 

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. - Christopher Reeves

 

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. – Robert HeinLein

 

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

 

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what nerves let you do. - Bruce Crampton

 

A person of character takes as much trouble to discover what is right as the lesser men take to discover what will pay. -  Confucius

 

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

 

Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. - Alfred Hitchcock

 

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. – Peter Kay

 

Change your thoughts and you change your world. – Norman Vincent Peale

 

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. - Russell Baker

 

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

 

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

 

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. – Unknown

 

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. – Peter Kay

 

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. - Peter Ustinov

 

If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. – Benjamin Franklin

 

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

 

Men are strange.  When they wake up in the morning they want things like toast.  I don’t have these recipes. – Elayne Boosler

 

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Unknown

 

Don't you wish there were a control on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. - Gallagher

 

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - General George S. Patton

 

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. - Ambrose Bierce

 

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. - Hesketh Pearson

 

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. - Sir Winston Churchill

 

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

 

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

 

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway. – Elbert Hubbard

 

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. - Unknown

 

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

 

If you think you can do something, you have a much better chance for success than if you wish you could. - Tom Kubistant

 

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. - Charles Kuralt

 

When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway. - Clyde B. Aster

 

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guilaume Apollinaire

 

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

 

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

 

There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you.  When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self-destruct.  It never fails. – Richard Rybolt

 

Let the early bird catch the worm.  I’m going to sleep in and have sausage and eggs. – Unknown

 

In the book of life's questions, the answers are not in the back. - Charles Schultz

 

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley J. Randall

 

All happy people are grateful. Ungrateful people cannot be happy. We tend to think that being unhappy leads people to complain, but it s truer to say that complaining leads to people becoming unhappy. - Dennis Prager

 

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

 

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. - Peter De Vries

 

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what nerves let you do. - Bruce Crampton

 

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Lehman

 

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

 

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. -  St Francis of Assisi

 

Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows. – Sir William Osler

 

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast, you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. - Eddie Cantor

 

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth - persistent, persuasive and realistic. - John F. Kennedy

 

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. - Lewis B Hershey

 

Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equivalent or greater benefit. – Napoleon Hill

 

Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip.  There’s no end to the game.  Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, “Look – it’s always gonna be me.” – Rita Rudner

 

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J. D. Salinger

 

It may be those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

 

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Von Goethe

 

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein

 

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

 

My circumstances do not make me what I am, they reveal who I have chosen to be. - Dr. Wayne Dyer

 

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

 

Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully. – Scott Alexander

 

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. – Epictetus

 

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. – Abraham Lincoln

 

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.  - Albert Schweitzer 

 

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away. - Unknown

 

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

 

What happens in the mind of man is always reflected in the disease of his body. - René Dubos

 

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

 

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it’s the same problem you had last year. – John Foster Dulles

 

Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true. - William Inge

 

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine. - Sir William Osler

 

Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequence of any misfortune. - William James

 

Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp. - Bob Ettinger

 

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. - Bob Edwards

 

Never stop being creative. The more you practice, the more creative you become. Creativity spells success. - Alden James

 

Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight.  Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward.  Your life will never be the same again. Og Mandino

 

I knew that I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

 

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. – Henry David Thoreau

 

Never fear shadows.  They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby. - Ruth Renkel

 

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

 

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. - Andy Gibb

 

I hate quotations. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Carrie Fisher

 

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

 

It's the action, not the fruit of the action, that's important.  You have to do the right thing.  It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there'll be any fruit. But that doesn't mean you stop doing the right thing.  You may never know what results come from your action.  But if you do nothing, there will be no result. – Gandhi

 

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

 

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. - Douglas Adams

 

 

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