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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward
There are moments when
everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.
- Jules Renard
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck. - Elvis Presley
It is difficult to say who does us the most mischief, our enemies with the worst intentions or our friends with the best. – Unknown
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness. – Confucius
We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine. - H. L. Mencken
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong. - Unknown
The speed of time is one second per second. - Steven Wright
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W. C. Fields
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry
There are two great days in a person's life -- the day we are born and the day we discover why. - William Barclay
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Jaques Anatole Thibault
No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future. - Unknown
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. - Mickey Mouse
If a person owns a piece of
land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? – Peter Kay
You must be the change you want to see in the world. - Gandhi
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.) - Ambrose Bierce
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. – A.P. Herbert
People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth. Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don't even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child -- our own two eyes. All is a miracle. - Thich Nhat Hanh
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desires bring weak results, just as a small amount of fire makes a small amount of heat. - Napoleon Hill
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? - Spike Milligan
Don't worry that children never listen to you. Worry that they are always watching you. – Robert Fulghum
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? – Unknown
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" – Unknown
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome. - Jules W. Lederer
Old women with mobile
phones look wrong. – Peter Kay
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's
useless. - Thomas A. Edison
What if this weren't a hypothetical question? - Unknown
It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that. - G. H. Hardy
A healthy male bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience. – John Updike
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx
You can't make footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your tush. – Unknown
The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can. - Sydney Smith
Ambition is a poor excuse
for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children. - King Edward VIII
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
If we are to reach real peace in this world ... we shall have to begin with the children. - Mohandas Gandhi
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. – Michael Jordan
At 20 we worry about what others think of us; at 40, we don’t care what they think of us; at 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all. – Bob Hope
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. – Dave Barry
Camping is nature's way of
promoting the motel business. – Dave Barry
I take my children
everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben
God made man before woman so as to give him
time to think of an answer for her first question. - Unknown
It must be borne in
mind that the tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy
lies in having no goal to reach. - Benjamin E. Mayes
This is my simple religion. There
is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple;
philosophy is kindness. – Dalai Lama
My Dad used to say “always
fight fire with fire”, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire
brigade. – Peter Kay
Anything the human
mind can believe, the human mind can achieve. -
Napoleon Hill
Timing has a lot to
do with the outcome of a rain dance. – Unknown
So live that you
wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
The most erroneous
stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or
question. - Stephen Jay Gould
Sometimes,
when I look at my children, I say to myself "Lillian, you should have
remained a virgin." - Lillian
Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
The great use for life
is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James
Parents were
invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. -
My doctor told me
to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are
three other people. - Orson
Welles
I
planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
Love cures people
-- both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A. Menninger
I always keep a
supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields
Money can't buy you
happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
Our job is to leave
the world a little better than we found it.
Not the same… not worse… better. – Gene Simmons
What year did Jesus think it was? – Unknown
Mistakes show us
what we need to learn. - Peter McWilliams
Did you ever notice
how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not
obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer
All progress
depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw
A sense of humor is
part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things
done. - Dwight D. Eisenhower,
Dust is a
protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Burata
Millions long for
immortality who don't know what to do with themselves
on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz
Nothing inspires
forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott
Adams
My favorite thing
about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps
without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Men are from Earth,
women are from Earth. Deal with it. – Unknown
When we long for
life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds
and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshal
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go
with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently
at nothing right in your ear. - Dave Barry
Every bloke has at
some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against
the flush. – Peter Kay
Experience is that
marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Franklin P. Jones
It is difficult to
produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every
twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about
toilet paper. - Rod Serling
Anything worth
doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do
it well. – Steve Brown
The generation of
random numbers is too important to be left to chance. - Robert R. Coveyou
Advertising may be
described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get
money from it. - Stephen Leacock
Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get
it wrong. – Unknown
Things are only
impossible until they're not. - Jean-Luc
Picard
Irrigation of the
land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'. -
Michael McClary
My mother used to
say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in
a maximum security twilight home in
Waste not fresh
tears over old griefs. – Euripides
When you have
exhausted all possibilities, remember this: You haven't! - Thomas Edison
Weather forecast
for tonight: dark, continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by
morning. - George Carlin
Many people would
sooner die than think; In fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell
We
understand why children are afraid of the darkness, but why are men afraid of
the light? - Plato
It's a small world,
but I wouldn't want to paint it. - Steven
Wright
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