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I'm worried that
the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. - Edward Chilton
Honesty is the
first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson
My husband gave me
a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day
and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. -
Rita Rudner
Money won't buy
happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan
The best year-round
temperature is a warm heart and a cool head. – Unknown
A man with a watch
knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. - Segal's Law
The
trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of
yet. – Ann Landers
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your
regular duties. – Doug Larson
As long as you can
laugh at yourself you will never cease to be amused. – Unknown
Tug on anything at
all and you'll find it connected to everything else in the universe. - John
Muir
Honest criticism is
hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a
stranger. - Franklin P. Jones
The greatest
mistake a man can ever make is to be afraid of making one. - Elbert Hubbard
Sometime they’ll
give a war and nobody will come. – Carl Sandburg
People with goals
succeed because they know where they're going. - Earl Nightingale
I don't think
anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. - Samuel Goldwyn
Your thoughts
control your life. - Robert Stuberg
Always forgive your
enemies; nothing annoys them so much. – Oscar Wilde
The human race has
one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
Within the perfect
situation, not everything is perfect. – Gene Simmons
When
the mind is thinking it is talking to itself. – Plato
The quality of a
person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless
of their chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi
A mate gave me a photo & said, "Here's a pic
of me when I was younger." Twonk! Every photo of
you is when you were younger. – “Gene Hunt”
Like what you do,
if you don't like it, do something else. - Paul Harvey
Joy doesn't exist
in the world, it exists in us. – Benjamin Franklin
The secret of
health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the
future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and
earnestly. - The Buddha
Our greatest
weakness lies in giving up. - Thomas Edison
People wait for
opportunity to come along...yet it is there every morning. - Dennis the Menace
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
– Confucius
I've spent 95% of my money on women and drink....the rest of it I've
wasted. – “Gene Hunt”
An overdose of
praise is like 10 lumps of sugar in coffee; only a very few people can swallow
it. - Emily Post
Worry is the misuse
of imagination. – Unknown
I think age is a
very high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in
shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. – Franklin P. Jones
The only reason for
time is so that everything doesn’t happen all at once. – Albert Einstein
People are only what we believe them to be. – Gene Simmons
The first key to
success is deciding exactly what it is you want in life. - W.L. Hunt
Until you've lost
your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. - Margaret Mitchell
Live so that when
your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown,
Jr.
The greatest power
that a person possesses is the power to choose. - J. Martin Kohe
If there is
anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another
nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. -
Bill Vaughan
Speak what you
feel, not what you ought to say. - William Shakespeare
The most wasted of
all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings
The art of living
deliberately is the art of examining this vast storehouse of beliefs, dropping
the outmoded ones, consciously choosing those that serve your goals, and
carefully crafting new ones in greatest alignment with your desires. - Richard
Bishop
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
– Franklin P. Jones
If you obey all of
the rules, you miss all of the fun. - Katherine Hepburn
I hate women
because they always know where things are. – James Thurber
Most people tiptoe
their way through life, hoping to make it safely to death. - Bob Proctor
Man's mind once
stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimension. - Oliver Wendell
Holmes
The trouble with
Often it does seem
a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
Anyone who sleeps
like a baby doesn’t have a baby! - Unknown
Most people are
other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a
mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar
Wilde
The country has
come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of
a hammer. – Will Rogers
Food is an
important part of a balanced diet. - Fran
Lebowitz
-Do not be too
timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. - Ralph
Waldo Emerson
Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car
could go straight upwards. – Fred Hoyle
Happiness is having
a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
I've had a few
arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying
a grudge, they're out dancing. - Buddy Hackett
Clothes make the
man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Remember, no human
condition is ever permanent. Then you will not be overjoyed in good fortune nor
too scornful in misfortune. – Socrates
Excellence is the
difference between what I do and what I am capable of. – Unknown
Why is it that most
of the folks I know think “personal growth” is caused entirely by those second
and third helpings of biscuits and gravy? – Gene Simmons
The person who says
it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it. - Chinese Proverb
At home
I have a map of the
Most people would
like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben
You
cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira
Gandhi
Human beings are
seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. - Martin Mull
God not only sends
special angels into our lives, but sometimes He even sends them back again if
we forget to take notes the first time! - Eileen Elias Freeman
Money and success
don t change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
Life is never so
bad at its worst that it is impossible to live; it is never so good at its best
that it is easy to live. - Unknown
When people are
free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer
Holding on to anger
is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you
are the one who gets burned. - The Buddha
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. - Friedrich
Nietzsche
I have noticed that
the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to
wait for them. - E. V. Lucas
Man is the only
animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat
until he eats them. - Samuel Butler
When I do good, I
feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. - Abraham Lincoln
Ask yourself this
question: Is my attitude worth catching? – Anonymous
There’s
only one direction you can coast. - Brian Tracy
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find
easier ways to do something. – Robert Heinlein
Be yourself. Who
else is better qualified? - Frank Giblin, II
After the last of
16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered
that the wrong access cover has been removed. - De La Lastra's Law
Human beings are
the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby
I finally figured
out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. - Rita Mae Brown
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