Redneck Medical Terms 

 

 

Artery...................... The study of paintings

 

Benign......................What you be after you be eight

 

Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria

 

Barium......................What doctors do when patients die

 

Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome

 

Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty

 

Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her

 

Colic....................... A sheep dog 


Coma........................A punctuation mark 


D&C.........................Where Washington is 


Dilate......................To live long 


Enema.......................Not a friend 


Fester......................Quicker than someone else 


Fibula......................A small lie 


Genital.....................Non-Jewish person 


G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball 


Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on

 
Impotent....................Distinguished, well known 


Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work. 


Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane

 
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid 


Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates 


Node........................I knew it 


Outpatient..................A person who has fainted 


Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test 


Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis 


Post Operative..............A letter carrier 


Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery 


Rectum......................Darn near killed him 


Secretion...................Hiding something 


Seizure....................Roman emperor 


Tablet......................A small table 


Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport

 

Tumor.......................More than one 


Urine.......................Opposite of you're out 


Varicose....................Near by

 

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