Thoughts on Aging
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything
else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget
the other two.
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
Isn't that a bad time for a guy to get those odds?
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start
confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to
grow in the middle.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor
instead of by the police.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing
you care to exercise.
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