Motherhood
Motherhood - If it
was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Shouting to make
your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about
the same results.
Raising a teenager
is like nailing Jello to a tree.
The smartest advice
on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
God gave you two
ears and one mouth... so you should listen twice as much as you talk.
The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are
finally in bed.
Grandparents are
similar to a piece of string -- handy to have around and easily wrapped around
the fingers of grandchildren.
Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young
to borrow the family car.
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.
You know the only
people in this world who are always sure about the proper way to raise
children? Those who've never had any.
Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they
know all the answers.
There are three
ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid
your children to do it.
Avenge yourself -
live long enough to be a problem to your children.
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… and thanks to moms everywhere for your love and sacrifices
for us – and for allowing the human race to continue to exist. What a thoughtful thing to do…
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