It’s
All about Dogs
The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If
there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face
-Ben Williams
A dog
is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The
average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give
dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we
can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made.
-M. Acklam
I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog
teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before
lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody
who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I
have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will
go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your
dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog
is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost
$21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever
consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery
with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're
the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to
the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you
pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can
say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs
are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you
think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then
give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal
in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.
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