The Top 16 Lines You’ll
Never Hear in a Western
16. "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist - IN A DIRTY MUG!"
15. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw
upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
14. "Can we postpone this duel till
13. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecahedron!"
12. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring
campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put
on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"
11. "Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"
10. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set me straight."
9. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven
grams of protein, and two starches."
8. "Who let the doggies out?"
7. "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started
on the gazpacho and the fondue."
6. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint
who shot my therapist!"
5. "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye
for interior decoration."
4. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"
3. "Dammit, Jake, yer
an enabler!"
2. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is
from
…and the number 1 Line You'll Never Hear in a Western...
1. "HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!"
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