The Jungle Chief
A Catholic priest
was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the
jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that
the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The priest pleased
with the response. They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and
says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, “Rock." The priest was really
getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the
bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the
midst of heavy sexual activity.
The priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a
bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and
kills them.
The priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how
could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied,
"My bike."
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