A Short Conversation

 

 

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane. He turned to Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

 

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But first, let me ask you a question." Johnny continues, "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass. It's all from the same field, and there's nothing different about what each of them eat. Yet, the deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out large flat patties, and the horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

 

 

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