Hillbilly First Aid
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she
is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd
of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
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