Bob’s
Last Night Out
Bob works hard
and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.
His wife thinks he is pushing
himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets
them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin’?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if
he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Bob.
"He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress
asks Bob if he'd like his usual, and hands him a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies'
Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to
their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and
says "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs
her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting
into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he
jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife doesn't believe a word of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter
word in the book.
The cabbie then turns around and
says: "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
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