A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket,
two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says,
"Damn, I walked
here. How am I gonna carry all this home?
The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in
the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was
lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down
the road from there. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be
there in no time."
The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a
husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't
hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket,
an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you
up against the wall and do that?"
She replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the anvil on top of the bucket .... and I'll hold
the chickens."
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