The Worst Country and Western Song Titles





*For your education and enlightenment, here’s today’s lesson in Music Appreciation 101…



Do You Love As Good As You Look?


Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?


Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure


Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares


How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?


How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?


I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling


I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me


I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.


I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You


I Wanna Whip Your Cow


I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!


I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win


I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life


I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised


I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart


I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line


If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low


If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You


If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me


If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will


Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)


May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose


My Every Day Silver Is Plastic


My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus


My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him


Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You


Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill


She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft


She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger


She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart


She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty


Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone


They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out


Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart


When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In


You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too


You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd


You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat


You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life


You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.



Found many places on the Internet, but we’ll give credit to:


And… it appears this particular list was likely compiled by Bill Atchley (  Thanks Bill…





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