The Twelve Days
of a Redneck Christmas
*Presented in an
effort to promote cross-cultural understanding and appreciation. Or not – your choice…
For the
full effect of this, please feel free to sing it out loud as you read through
it. Nah, don’t worry. Your family, friends or co-workers will love
it. Trust me…
On the first day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
Some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the second day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the third day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
3
shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the forth day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the fifth day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the sixth day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the seventh day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the eighth day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the ninth day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the tenth day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
tin of
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
11 rasslin’
tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my old
lady gave to me,
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin’
tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
Author Unknown –
and it’s probably just as well…
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