Politically Correct

 

 

 

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America and as a public service, we are alerting you to the following:

 

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

 

You must now refer to them as ‘APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.’

 

 

And furthermore…

 

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

 

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

 

 

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

 

 

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

 

 

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

 

 

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

 

 

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

 

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

 

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

 

 

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

 

 

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

 

 

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

 

 

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

 

 

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

 

 

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