How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?




How they answered...



1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



4. Rottweiler: Make me.



5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



6. Lab: Oh Yeah! Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!

 Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!



7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.



8. Mastiff:  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.



9. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



10. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!



11. Hound Dog:   ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



12. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.



13. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.  Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”



14. Malamute:  Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he’s busy.



12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....



15. Doberman Pinscher:  While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.



16. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?



17. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...



18. Irish Wolfhound:  Can somebody else do it?  I’ve got this hangover…



19. Basset Hound: Light bulbs don't really smell like anything, so please, just don't trip over me on your way over here to rub my belly.



20. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"


All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters… cats have staff.



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