Children's Science Exam Answers

 


Q:  Name the four seasons.
A:  Salt, pepper, mustard and ketchup.


Q:  Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A:  Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


Q:  How is dew formed?
A:  The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.


Q:  How can you delay milk turning sour?
A:  Keep it in the cow.


Q:  What causes the tides in the oceans?
A:  The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Q:  What are steroids?
A:  Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Q:  What happens to your body as you age?
A:  When you get old, so do your bowels and you get Intercontinental.


Q:  What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A:  He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his Adultery.


Q:  Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A:  Premature death.


Q:  How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A:  The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax And the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the Borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.


Q:  What is the fibula?
A:  A small lie.


Q:  What does 'varicose' mean?
A:  Nearby.


Q:  Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section.'
A:  The Caesarean Section is a district in
Rome


Q:  What does the word ' benign' mean?'
A:  Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

 

 

 

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