The
Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do
is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This
is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS:
What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS:
Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS:
What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS:
Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left..
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS:
What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood
Swing
3. Perpetual
Munching
4. Puffy
Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with
Sweets
7. Pardon My
Sobbing
8. Pimples May
Surface
9. Pass My Sweats
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Poor Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
… and my favorite one…
13. Potential
Murder Suspect
And remember: Money Talks… but
Chocolate Sings!!
This has been a public service message for men to
better understand women.
Author Unknown
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