The Blonde’s Flat Tire
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I
ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and
open the trunk.
I take out 2 cardboard men, unfold them and stand them at the rear of my car
facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
horns and waving like crazy. It isn't long before a state trooper pulls up
behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I can tell he
is not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
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