Postman
Pat's Last Day
It was
Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through
all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he
arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole
family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way
with a gift check for $500.
At the
second house they presented him with fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.
The
folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth
house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the
stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he
had ever experienced. When he had
had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast:
eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange
juice.
When he
was finished eating she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 bill sticking out from under the cup's
bottom edge.
"All
this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five
dollars for?"
Well,"
said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your
last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to
give you".
He
said, “Screw him. Give him five
bucks."
She
smiled sheepishly, "The breakfast was my idea."
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