Extreme Sports
Two
Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and
Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes
over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll
take four of dem dere
little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
says Sven.
The owner puts the
budgies in a paper bag.
Hans and Sven pay
for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's
pickup and
drive to the top of
the
1000 ft. drop and
says, "Dis looks like a grand place."
He takes two birds out of
the bag, puts them
on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all
the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the
remains of his best pal, Hans shakes his head and says, "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
(Keep goin’ – there’s more…)
PART
TWO:
Moments later Ole
arrives up at
"Hi,
Hans.
Watch dis," Ole says. He takes a parrot from the
bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Hans watches as, half
way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Ole continues to plummet
down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Hans shakes his
head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
PART
THREE:
Hans is just
getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also
been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a
chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and
hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock
and breaks his spine.
Once more Hans
shakes his head. "First der was Sven with
his budgie jumping, den Ole parrotshooting ...... and
now Lars is hengliding..."
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