Blonde Review for 2006

 

 


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.



February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels… Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in printer !!!



March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"



April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!



May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!



June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.



July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!



August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car flooded because soft-top was open.



September - The capital of
California is "C".....isn't it???



October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.



November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days… Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!



December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!



What a year!

 

 

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