More Random Thoughts of an Old (Weird) Geezer

 

Chapter 12

 

 

 

 

Is All of this Real?

 

I’m not so sure that it is.  When you take all of the things that make up this life down to the bare basics, it’s all just energy.  Including us.  The objects and materials around us look real, feel real and even sound or smell real.  But everything is still just a form of energy.  Are we all living in a giant movie set?  Is this just an artificial environment assembled for our benefit?  Maybe old William Shakespeare knew what he was talking about when he wrote “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.”  I wonder…

 

 

A Related Thought

 

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. – Voltaire

 

 

I Really Don’t Need to Know…

 

… that anyone thinks our current President is a sneaky snake-in-the-grass, that we are about to lose our right to bear arms, that our government is trying to completely take over our health care system, that most of our tax money is being spent supporting illegal aliens, that the Muslims will take over the world, that the ACLU is trying to ban crosses from the military cemeteries, and that the words “In God We Trust” is being removed from all our currency.  These “Oh No” e-mails accomplish nothing other than promote the spread of misinformation and/or negativity.  If folks are really concerned about a particular issue, they should send these kinds of e-mails to their congressman.  Send me the jokes instead.  Thank you.

 

 

How Ya Doin’?

 

Super!  Most of the time that’s my answer to the question “How are ya?” or “How are ya doin’?”  Once in a while I’ll toss out “Fantastic!” just to rock folks’ boat, but most of the time I’m “super”.  Why do I answer that way?  Well, because it’s the truth.  Several years ago, I was operating almost entirely in the survival mode.  I’d perform my duties as a husband, father and provider.  Day after day.  Month after month.  Even though I felt I was doing a fairly decent job, I kept wondering – is this as good as it gets?  Isn’t there more to life?  Yep, I was in a rut.  A really deep rut.

 

Then one day, the light bulb came on.  I was presented with the idea that if I wanted out of my rut, if I wanted to experience more of life I would need to change my thinking.  I would need to change how I thought about myself, about my situation and about my hopes for the future.  I would need to develop a more positive approach to life.  One of my very first changes was to modify my reply to the question “How ya doin’?”  I switched from “Not bad” or “OK” or “Pretty good” to “Super!”  Even though I didn’t completely believe that I was super at first, I noticed that this answer started helping me feel better about myself and the folks around me.  It was my first small step toward a much happier, more enjoyable lifestyle.  And now?  Yep, I really am “super”.  Sure, like everyone else some of my days are better than others.  On the more challenging days, “super” helps me to put things in perspective and get crankin’.  On the better days, “super” helps remind me that it is honestly a really great day.  And yeah, sometimes it’s just fun to see folks’ reaction to my answer.  Sometimes it will even prompt a smile.  Maybe my answer has helped make their day just a little better.  I hope so.

 

 

Quill Pens & India Ink

 

OK, so the quill pens were just slightly before my time.  But I did show up on this earth in time to experience using the old wooden pens with the nib (yes, that’s really what it’s called) on the end.  The nib being the little metal doohickey that held the ink picked up from an inkwell and deposited it on the paper.  As I remember, there were a couple of tricky parts to this whole operation.  First, you had to be careful to dip just the nib into the ink.  Getting the ink on the wooden shaft would probably result in either a dribble across the desk or in the absence of any basic coordination (like me) leaving large ink stains on the fingers.  I experienced both scenarios.  Several times.  The other trick was to NOT press too hard on the paper.  Doing so would cause the ink to dump from the nib and produce a large Rorschach blob.  I was able to attempt self-analysis many times throughout my first few years of school.  I was able to validate only my total lack of coordination.

 

Since those early days and with the backup of the Number 2 pencil, I’ve transitioned through the use of the fountain pen (still requiring some coordination in the sucking up of the ink into the pen), the ballpoint pen (now why the hell is this sucker skipping some of the lines I’m try to lay down), the felt tip pen (is it my imagination or are these lines getting fatter…?), the typewriter (damn, where’s that correction tape…?) and finally… finally…  to the computer.  Finally!  No more smudged or torn paper trying to erase my screw ups.  No more crumpled paper balls in the wastebasket after changing my mind about how I said what I thought I wanted to say.  No more ink blobs.  No more carbon paper in the old typewriter if I wanted to produce duplicates. Now all I have to worry about is replacing the ink cartridge in the printer and remembering to use the spel chek

 

 

A Personal Thought

 

Our job is to leave the world a little better than we found it.  Not the same… not worse… better.

 

 

One More Time

 

Keep off the damned cell phone while you’re driving!  You’re going to hurt somebody…

 

 

And a Big Thank You

 

To Dr.’s Bliese and Bichel for the time you spent with me many, many years ago at what is now the University of Nebraska at Kearney.  You taught me how to question – and think for myself.  What a wonderful gift…

 

 

 

 

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