You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...
Your twin sister
forgets your birthday.
Your birthday cake
collapses from the weight of the candles.
You call the
suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
You have to sit
down to brush your teeth in the morning.
Your income tax
refund check bounces.
It costs more to
fill up your car than it did to buy it.
The bird singing
outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up with
your braces stuck together.
You put both
contacts into the same eye.
Your doctor tells
you that you're allergic to chocolate.
You have to borrow
from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.
Nothing you own is
actually paid for.
The health
inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
When the doctor
tells you are in fine health for someone twice your age.
You call your
spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home,
you find a sandwich on the front porch.
You open your
briefcase for the big meeting and find nothing in it but your 5 year old's
coloring pages.
You are actually
looking forward to sitting down and enjoying the junk e-mail sent to you.
You look into the
car you just locked and notice the keys hanging in the ignition.
Your secretary
tells you that a film crew from "60 Minutes" is waiting in your
office.
You call your voice
mail for messages and they're from your Doctor, your mechanic, and the
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