Top Ten
Thoughts for 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a
day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really
good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
We know exactly where one cow
with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
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