Self-Induced Speech
Impairment
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're
Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk
Thanks, but I don't want to
have sex.
Nope, no
more beer for me.
Sorry, but you're not really
my type.
Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Good evening officer, isn't it
lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one
wants to hear me sing.
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Author/Originator Unknown
***We all know that
excessive drinking is not a real bright thing to do. Been there – done that - got a T-shirt. Drink responsibly…
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