Redneck Computer Terms

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

BYTE - What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro.

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

CRASH - Where you go to Junior's party uninvited.

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.

FAX - What you lie about to the Revenooers.

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

LASER - Someone less ambitious than you.

LOG ON - Makin' the wood stove hotter.

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite food.

MEGABYTES - A day of good fishin'

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

MODEM - What ya do when the grass gits too high.

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish afore it breaks the line.

ONLINE - Where to stay while taking the sobriety test.

ROM - Where the Pope lives.

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters offa the porch.

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the Year.

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

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