The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas

 

 

 

*Presented in an effort to promote cross-cultural understanding and appreciation.  Or not – your choice…

 

 

For the full effect of this, please feel free to sing it out loud as you read through it.  Nah, don’t worry.  Your family, friends or co-workers will love it.  Trust me…

 


On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

Some parts to a Mustang GT.

 
On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 
On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 
On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.


On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 
On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 
On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.


On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.


On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 
On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.


On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

11 rasslin’ tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin’ tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntindawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

Author Unknown – and it’s probably just as well…

 

 

 

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