No, I don’t do New Year’s resolutions.
However, I am not above stea…uh, borrowing… another’s thoughts on the subject.
So in the interest of further promoting self-help and personal development,
read on. (I really don’t need to tell you to not to take these too seriously,
do I? Nah, I didn’t think so…)
In the words of
Dr. Sultanoff…
It is a time of resolutions. I made one resolution many years ago and I have
stuck to it. I resolved to no longer make resolutions. The following are some
alternative affirmations for a new year.
At the end of one year and the start of another, many of us will renew our
commitment to living with daily affirmations. I know the power of affirming my
truth, over and over, everyday! While these may not suit everyone's taste, here
are some "possible" affirmations to consider!
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of
suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are
someone else's fault.
4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit,
but not nearly as rewarding.
8. I am at one with my duality.
9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local
laws.
12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no
sweeter words than "I told you so!"
13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear.
Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying
about the future.
16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is
working.
17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets
angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
By:
Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist
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