New Drugs for Women

 



D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.


E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.


ST.M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.


P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.


D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.


F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.


M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."


BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.



A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

 


N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.



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