Messing Around with Math

 

 

 

YOUR AGE BY SEXUAL ACTIVITY

 
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (more than once but less than 10)
  
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., How many times you want to have sex in a week.)

The next two numbers are
YOUR
AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)

Note:  This works for 2007.  If it’s 2008, on number 5 use 1758 & 1757.  For 2009… well, you get the idea…

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ANOTHER WAY TO DETERMINE YOUR BIRTHDAY

 

 

Just follow the steps with a calculator and press equal after each step. Go ahead and try the trick without cheating!

 

Add 18 to your birth month

 

Multiply by 25

 

Subtract 333

 

Multiply by 8

 

Subtract 554

 

Divide by 2

 

Add your birth date

 

Multiply by 5

 

Add 692

 

Multiply by 20

 

Add only the last two digits of your birth year

 

Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

 

The answer’s format is: month/day/year.

 

For example, an answer of 123199 means that you were born on December 31, 1999. If the answer is not right, you followed the directions incorrectly or lied about your birthday.  Shame on you…

 

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ONE MORE NUMBER TRICK

 

 

1. Think of a number from 1 to 10

 

2. Multiply it by 9

 

3. Add the digits together

 

4. Subtract 5

 

5. Find the letter of the alphabet which corresponds to your
    number (1 = A, 2 = B, ...)

 

6. Think of a country that starts with that letter

 

7. Think of an animal that starts with the last letter of your country

 

8. Think of a color that starts with the last letter of your animal

 

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9. What do you mean - an orange kangaroo in Denmark?

 

(For those of you who came up with an azure koala in Denmark… you’re really weird!  Welcome to the club… )

 

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PHONE NUMBER MATH

 


Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head)


1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code)


2. Multiply by 80


3. Add 1


4. Multiply by 250


5. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number


6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.


7. Subtract 250


8. Divide number by 2



Do you recognize the answer??

 

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ONE MORE TRICK

 

 

1. Think of a letter between A and W.

 

2. Say it out loud five times.

 

3. Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

 

4. Say it out loud five times.

 

5. Think of either a man's or woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animal's name

 

6. Almost there.........

 

7. Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of your left hand.

 

8. Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level

 

9. Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.

 

10. Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the person's name?

 

11. Of course they don't....... Now smack yourself in the head, get a life and quit playing these silly games!

 

 

 

 

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