How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
How they answered...
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh Yeah! Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze
let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just
one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
8. Mastiff: Mastiffs
are NOT afraid of the dark.
9. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
10. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!
11. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
12. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.
13.
14. Malamute: Let the
Border Collie do it.
You can feed me while he’s busy.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right
there.....
15. Doberman Pinscher:
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
16. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
17. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
in a little circle...
18. Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got
this hangover…
19. Basset Hound: Light bulbs don't really smell like
anything, so please, just don't trip over me on your
way over here to rub my belly.
20. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's
ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can
expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have
masters… cats have staff.
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