A Halloween Groaner
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he
hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog
he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle
of the street toward him
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly
behind him
Faster... faster... BUMP…
BUMP... BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the
door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping
Clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
On his heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself
in. His heart is pounding; his head is
reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a
bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and
the coffin......stops!!
(Hey, I told you it was a groaner…)
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