For the “Older” Folks…
THEN
1976: Long hair
2006: Longing for hair
1976:
2006: EKG
1976: Acid rock
2006: Acid reflux
1976: Moving to
2006: Moving to
1976: Seeds and stems
2006: Roughage
1976: Hoping for a BMW
2006: Hoping for a BM
1976: Going to a new, hip joint
2006: Receiving a new hip joint
1976: Rolling Stones
2006: Kidney Stones
1976: Being called into the principal's office
2006: Calling the principal's office
1976:
Screw the system
2006: Upgrade the system
1976: Disco
2006: Costco
1976: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1976: Passing the drivers' test
2006: Passing the vision test
1976: Whatever
2006: Depends
Just in case you aren’t feeling “old” yet, this will probably change
things…
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in
1988.
They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine or voice mail.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
Camel", or "de
plane, Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?
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