Doctors' Opinions of Universal Health
Care
When a panel of doctors was asked their opinion on the
proposed Universal Health Care program, here's what they had to say:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make
any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while
the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons decided the plan just didn't cut it.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, and the Anesthesiologists
thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't
hold water.
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Finally, the Proctologists calmed everyone down, promising it would all turn
out fine in the end.
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