Daffy Definitions
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonalds.
AROMATIC: An automatic crossbow.
AVOIDABLE: What
a bullfighter tried to do.
BALONEY: Where some hemlines fall
BARIUM: What we do to most people when they die.
BERNADETTE: The
act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE: What
a crook sees with.
CANTALOUPE: Gotta get married in a church.
CLAUSTROPHOBIA: The fear of Santa Claus.
CONTROL: A
short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam.
ECLIPSE: What an
English barber does for a living.
EYEDROPPER: A
clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES: What a
guy in a boat does.
INSTIGATOR: What you add water to when you want an alligator.
LEFT BANK: What
the robber did when his bag was full of money.
MISTY: How
golfers create divots.
OUT OF BOUNDS: An exhausted kangaroo.
PARADOX: Two
physicians.
PARASITES: What
you see from the top of the
PHARMACIST: A
helper on the farm.
POLARIZE: What
penguins see with.
PRIMATE:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
PRIVATE TUTOR: Someone who doesn't fart in public.
RELIEF: What
trees do in the Spring.
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
SEAMSTRESS: describes 250 pounds in a size six.
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUBDUED:
like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
SUDAFED:
Brought litigation against a government official.
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