Conversion Table for Thinkers

 

 

 

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

 

 

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

 

 

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

 

 

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1bananosecond

 

 

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

 

 

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =Knotfurlong

 

 

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

 

 

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

 

 

1,000,000 aches = 1 megahertz

 

 

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

 

 

Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

 

 

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

 

 

1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

 

 

1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

 

 

365.25 days = 1 unicycle

 

 

2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

 

 

52 cards = 1 decacards

 

 

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

 

 

1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

 

 

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

 

 

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

 

 

10 rations = 1 decoration

 

 

100 rations = 1 C-ration

 

 

2 monograms = 1 diagram

 

 

4 nickels = 2 paradigms

 

 

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Cornell University Hospital = 1 IV League

 

 

100 Senators = Not 1 good decision

 

 

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