9 Things I Hate About
Everyone
Yeah, yeah, I
know. We’re a positively oriented
organization. However, there are times…
1. People who point at
their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing
to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say
"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.” Damn right!
What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say
"it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell
would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where
are they? Gonna kick their butts!
5. When people say
while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to
come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask
"Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there,
did ya sunshine?
7. When something
is “new and improved!” Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say
"life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting
for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came
would I be standing here…?
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