41 Ways to
Say Someone is Dumb
And yeah, I
honestly do understand that at any given time folks are doing as good as they feel they can do, however… there are times when
their actions or words may give a strong indication that (at that particular
time) they are:
1. A few clowns
short of a circus.
2. A few fries
short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in
Artificial Stupidity.
4. Dumber than a
box of hair.
5. A few peas short
of a casserole.
6. Doesn't have all
his cornflakes in one box.
7. The wheel's
spinning, but the hamster's dead.
8. One Fruit Loop
shy of a full bowl.
9. One taco short
of a combination plate.
10. A few feathers
short of a whole duck.
11. The cheese slid
off his cracker.
12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
13. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
14. Warning:
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
15. Couldn't pour
water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
16. He fell out of
the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
17. An intellect
rivaled only by garden tools.
18. As smart as
bait.
19. Chimney's
clogged.
20. Doesn't have
all his dogs on one leash.
21. Doesn't know
much but leads the league in nostril hair.
22. Elevator
doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
23. Forgot to pay
his brain bill.
24. Her sewing
machine's out of thread.
25. His antenna
doesn't pick up all the channels.
26. His belt
doesn't go through all the loops.
27. If he had
another brain, it would be lonely.
28. Missing a few
buttons on his remote control.
29. No grain in the
silo.
30. Receiver is off
the hook.
31. Several nuts
short of a full pouch
32. Skylight leaks
a little.
33. Slinky's kinked.
34. Surfing in
35. Too much
yardage between the goal posts.
36. Big like ox,
smart like tractor
37. A few
sandwiches short of a picnic.
38. The porch light
is on but nobody’s home.
39. Running with
one wheel on the ice.
40. A few cards
short of a full deck.
41. As smart as a
box of rocks.
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