10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Hand Guns over Women…
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. A handgun functions normally every day of the Month
3. A handgun doesn't ask; "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"
2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman......
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
Now here’s the “
“Women Prefer Cucumbers to Men”:
1. The
average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers
stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers
won't tell you size doesn't count.
4.
You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it
is before you take it home.
5.
Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.
6.
With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
7. You can have as many cucumbers as you can
handle.
8. Cucumbers don't compare you to a center
fold.
9. You always know where a cucumber has
been.
10.
No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Pssst… for the full list of “101 reasons, click
here.
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