Will you live to be 80?

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age.

 A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' 

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' 

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing, golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'  

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,....

'Then why do you even give a shit??'

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