When to Start Cussing....
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in
their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I
think it's about time we started cussing.
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, 'When we go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with ass.'
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and
asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I
guess I'll have some Cheerios.
'WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother
in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts,
'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?'
'I don't know, ' he blubbers, 'but you can
bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!'
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