The
Indian with One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked
everyone not to call him Onestone. After years
and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill
them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that anymore. Then one day a young
woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named
Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who
was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her
all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
Why?
Because… you can't kill two birds with one stone!!
Arrggghhhh… guess I should have warned you, huh? Oh well, maybe next time…
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