Sumbitch
A
filthy rich
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was
having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and
flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator
in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump
in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator
in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some
kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were
screaming and raising hell. ! Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it
float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of
the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I
owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How
about half a million bucks then?"
"No
thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!”
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