Postman Pat's Last Day

 

 

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift check for $500.

At the second house they presented him with fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie.  She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.  When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice.

When he was finished eating she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.


As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five dollars for?"

Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you".

He said, “Screw him.  Give him five bucks."

 

She smiled sheepishly, "The breakfast was my idea."

 

 

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