Marriage Wars
You have two choices in life: You can stay single
and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her
keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some
parts of
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him,
and for Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to
death.
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Husband and wife are waiting at
the bus stop with their nine children. A
blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine
kids are able to fit onto the bus. So
the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man
as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece
of rubber at the end of your stick? That
ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."
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