Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary
Margaret was not the best student in
One day her
teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret
didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her took his
pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God
Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The nun said,
"Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun
asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't
stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary
Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus
Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the nun once again said, "Very
good" and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a
third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped
up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
break it in half!"
The nun
fainted...........
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