Fifty Years Later…
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do
you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We
went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a
stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard
their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've
got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the
back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts
her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman
has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has
learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to
himself, this is truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret
is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that
was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together.
Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence!"
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