Country Doesn’t Mean Dumb
A lawyer and a
redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game.
The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you
a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you
ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?'
The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out
a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up
a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air
Phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up
the Redneck and hands him $500.
The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes
the redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four?'
The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
to sleep.
NuPathz Home Back to Odds ‘N Ends
NuPathz.com
– Your affordable source for self improvement and self help books &
materials
Illuminating
the path for personal motivation, growth and development
SUCCESS
= TAKING THE STEPS TO DO THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO!